It seems the world of sport and certain forenames and surnames throws up some interesting combinations:
Stoner on pole for Australian GP – crikey that’s some achievement. I would not like to be riding a bike that quick while laughing and trying to find something to eat.
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters – surely Reuters were in on the joke, how could they not be?
Please post any more you have in the comments!